Unsolicited Bulk Email / Spam
I do not want unsolicited commercial email. Consider this official notice that I reserve the right to charge any company sending me unsolicited commercial email $500.
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LEGAL NOTICE: Anyone sending unsolicited commercial email to this
address will be charged a $500 proofreading fee. This is an
official notification; failure to abide by this will result in
legal action, as per the following:
By U.S. Code Title 47, Sec.227(a)(2)(B), a computer/modem/printer
meets the definition of a telephone fax machine.
By Sec.227(b)(1)(C), it is unlawful to send any unsolicited
advertisement to such equipment.
By Sec.227(b)(3)(B), a violation of the aforementioned Section
is punishable by action to recover actual monetary loss, or
$500, whichever is greater, by each violation.
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